he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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