i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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