so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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