You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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