I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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