I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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