Duck Duck Cougar?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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