Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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