oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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