Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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