Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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