Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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