Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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