i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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