did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
