I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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