thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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