how can u be prego again
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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