Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize