You work out of a Hotel?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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