No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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