it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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