i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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