butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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