Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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