Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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