I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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