Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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