Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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