hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I intend to get homeless drunk
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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