i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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