Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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