It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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