She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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