I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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