Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Will exercising make me less horny?
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