It's just like the Real World with babies
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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