her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Verdict: uncircumcised.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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