sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize