It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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