i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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