It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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