So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i wish my penis had a tongue
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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