Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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