just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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