Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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