Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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