So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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