I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
