so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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