Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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