I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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