Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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