Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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