Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
