The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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