It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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