Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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