I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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