Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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