McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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